Happy Valentine's Day to me. Mom and Dad tricked me this morning. They made me think we were going somewhere fun, like to see my Aunt Lica or my girls, Kelsey and Emma. No, we paid a visit to Dr. Turner's today, That was a pretty rotten thing to do to a girl, I think.
Dr. Turner took some blood out of my wrist, he stuck something up my nose, gave me a few shots, and hen did two horrible things. He violated me with some sort of scooping device. I did not appreciate that at all. Come on! Some areas just do not belong to the public domain. Dad made some comment about how they never would have been able to breed me, whatever that meant. I didn't think it was funny how they held me down while that Dr. man did such things to me. THEN, they let him stick me between the shoulder blades with something that looked like a straw. Now if you scan my back with a box, the box will beep. Even though that needle was the strangest thing I've ever seen, if still wasn't as bad as the violation.
I guess this is something they think I need to do from time to time. I just hope that next time they take me somewhere, it's somewhere fun.
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