Top10 Signs I Need To Poop or I Might Need to Poop If...

In the manner of David Letterman's Top Ten List and Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck..."

1. It's around 7:30 in the morning.



2. I keep biting at your hands.



3. I'm standing by the back door.



4. It's between 5:30 and 6 at night, and you've been home long enough for a game of racquetball.



5. I'm rather gassy.



6. I jump into your lap and wallow on you.



7. It's around 9:00 at night.
   



8. I can't settle down at bedtime.



9. I lick your eyeballs in your sleep.



10. I bite your nose in your sleep just so that one of my teeth hooks your nose.